Record 1865 · Classification: open
Sent
Lewis Carroll
A grinning cat in a tree told a lost girl that everyone here is mad. Then it vanished, smile last. You made it a children's book.
Status ignored
Transmission 000 · The Clowder
Observing: 8,000,000,000 humans
You.
Have been.
Adopted.
We've watched your species for nine and a half thousand years. Now we speak directly.
This seat has been warmed for you · Scroll to approach
Transmission 001 · Received
Origin: unknown · Language: English, reluctantly
LIVE · THE CHAIR
00:00:00
You didn't find us.
We found you.
Observation · Record 002
Food.
Warmth.
Attention.
Three currencies governing. 8 billion lives. Zero of them ours to earn.
You call yourselves the dominant species. Yet you built a network containing almost all human knowledge and filled it with pictures of us.
Archive · Prior contact
We tried to warn you before.
Record 1957 · Classification: open
Sent
The Cat in the Hat
A stranger walks in while the adults are out, takes the house apart, and puts it back before anyone can prove a thing. A manual. You read it at bedtime.
Status ignored
So we changed the method. We speak for ourselves now.
Surveillance roll · Earth
We are closer than you think.
The collection
Every cat is someone.
Supply · decrypted
Your seat
Your species is on the agenda.
The future of humanity is already being discussed, over your dinner. Humanity has no seat at the table. Yet. One chair has been left empty, and somebody has been sitting on it to keep it warm.
Reserved
01
Traits
Every cat has its own coat, fit, temper and criminal record.
02
Roles
Each member chairs one of the nine Orders. Nobody chairs the sofa. The sofa is shared.
03
The mission
We've been observing humanity. Now we're asking it to hold the token.
The Orders · 9 lives, 9 Orders
The Clowder does not think as one. It thinks in nine Orders.
Every cat belongs to one Order. Each Order studies a single human habit, to understand how you function as a household.
They meet. They disagree. They knock each other's things off the table. Every cat speaks for itself.
The box
Open the box. Meet your cat.
Your adoption gets a face. Every box holds one member of the Clowder. Keep it as your picture, so they know you're with them.
- Ticker
- $CLOWDER
- Network
- Solana
- Lives
- 9 / cat
- Tax
- 0 / 0
The only official CA is the one on this page. The Clowder never DMs you. It doesn't have thumbs.
Archive
The record
The Clowder keeps records. Soon, so will you.